She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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