DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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