he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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