I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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