i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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