return my video game
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Randomize