The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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