Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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