we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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