you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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