You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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