Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize