it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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