PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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