Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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