im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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