I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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