Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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