Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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