I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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