so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize