Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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