you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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