i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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