is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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