Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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