they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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