you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
