i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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