marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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