they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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