Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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