Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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