i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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