She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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