Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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