I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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