But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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