STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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