I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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