So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
