I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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