Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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