And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
two words: eviction party
He felt like a one man threesome
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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