Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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