I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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