Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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