Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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