yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Girls should come with a carfax report
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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