You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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