is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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