Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
