The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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