Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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